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  1. Where do apes like to cook their sausages?
    • On the gorilla! 🌭🦍
  2. What is just as big as a gorilla but literally weighs nothing?
    • A gorilla’s shadow! 🌄🦍
  3. What did the gorilla wear when he was cooking in the kitchen?
    • An ape-ron! 👨‍🍳🦍
  4. What do you call a gorilla playing quidditch?
    • hairy potter! 🧹🦍
  5. Did you hear about the 2 apes that kept fighting with each other?
    • It was gorilla warfare! 💥🦍
  6. Why did the gorilla have to visit the vet?
    • She wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🦍
  7. Why should you never fight a Gorilla?
    • They know king kong fu! 🥋🦍
  8. What sort of monkeys feel unwell?
    • Gor-ill-as! 🤒🦍
  9. What is a gorilla’s second favorite fruit to eat behind bananas?
    • Ape-ricots! 🍑🦍
  10. Why wasn’t King Kong able to climb to the top of the Empire State Building?
    • He couldn’t quite fit in the elevator! 🏙️🦍

Feel free to share these with your friends at the comedy night—it’s sure to get some laughs! 🤣🎤🦍 Or not